These are random text messages that I have sent or received, intentionally left anonymous to protect the guilty:
Holy wtf, I just killed a bear
That’s awesome, I just found a cargo ship for sale for $700k
There are two people sitting on my lap.
Search for halo sex or weightlifting on youtube, it’s awesome.
I know ping
You are stronger….and [...]
These are random text messages that I have sent or received, intentionally left anonymous to protect the guilty:
Jezuz, I shouldn’t be txting in front of a giant vagina.
The guac was good, the people were bad.
Join the Lemon Party —- for freedom.
The yeti penis.
I may or may not have just commited a federal crime.
I think I’m [...]
This is the first installment of the “Text Message Hall of Fame”. I’ll attempt to remember to post these occasionally. These are random text messages that I have sent or received, intentionally left anonymous to protect the guilty:
Free as in lots of beer
Can you txt me your bank acct #?
I just have to fire up [...]
