Text Message Hall of Fame #2
These are random text messages that I have sent or received, intentionally left anonymous to protect the guilty:
Jezuz, I shouldn’t be txting in front of a giant vagina.
The guac was good, the people were bad.
Join the Lemon Party —- for freedom.
The yeti penis.
I may or may not have just commited a federal crime.
I think I’m [...]
