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Text Message Hall of Fame #1

This is the first installment of the “Text Message Hall of Fame”. I’ll attempt to remember to post these occasionally. These are random text messages that I have sent or received, intentionally left anonymous to protect the guilty:

Free as in lots of beer

Can you txt me your bank acct #?

I just have to fire up my teleportation machine

Tweet the deets!

Kill him til he is dead

I feel like I just ran the Boston Marathon with a brick strapped to my balls

Funkalastic

Maybe you could grow pot

I just saw three male ducks gang rape a female

I feel like I have a Winston Light in my lung

Kim Jong Unce

*unts unts unts unts* o-/-<

I’m going to kill a jock this evening

Do you know how much they give for knuckle children?

This entry was written by joe, posted on Wednesday July 08 2009 at 02:07 am, filed under TXT MSG Hall Of Fame and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Post a comment below or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

One Response to “Text Message Hall of Fame #1”

  1. Change, on July 8th, 2009 at 3:43 pm Said:

    Hah! I recognize one of those as mine…

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